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Creepy classics
Set the mood this Halloween with made-for-TV horror
By Robert David Sullivan
OCTOBER 27, 1997:
Television is surely the most terrifying of all art forms. A classic example of
thriller TV, The Outer Limits, says it all. At the start of each
episode, a disembodied voice intones: "There is nothing wrong with your
television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling
transmission. . . . For the next hour, sit quietly and we will
control all that you see and hear."
If you become paralyzed with fear while reading a scary book, the pages won't
keep turning themselves. But a television broadcast keeps right on going,
coldly indifferent to viewers who have lost the ability to work the remote. If
you fall asleep reading, the book drops from your fingers and falls gently on
your quilt. If you lose consciousness in the middle of a television program,
the angered beast will take command of your dreams.
Thanks to the VCR, you can enjoy thousands of scary movies at home, but the
small screen is best suited to made-for-TV horror. With their lower budgets,
television programs generally don't rely on special effects, instead making the
most of monsters in the shadows and everyday objects that have suddenly gone
bad (various Twilight Zone episodes feature automobiles, slot machines,
and talking dolls on the attack). And television series with continuing
characters are able to convey a sense of never-ending terror. When a theatrical
film is set up so that a sequel is possible, it usually seems like a cheat
("Gee, Jason isn't dead after all!"). But TV characters such as Scully and
Mulder on The X-Files, Kolchak on The Night Stalker, and the
various Star Trek crews are Sisyphus-like figures caught in a tragic
cycle: no sooner do they solve one mystery than another monster comes rolling
down the hill at them.
Television is more horrible than ever, with fresh series such as Buffy the
Vampire Slayer, two Star Trek spinoffs, Tales from the Crypt,
and a new version of The Outer Limits. Plus, the Sci-Fi Channel
specializes in unearthing supernatural series of the past, such as Night
Gallery. What accounts for this alarming trend? Perhaps people are freaked
out by the coming millennium. A simpler answer is that the viewing audience has
been hacked to pieces by new cable channels and broadcast networks, which are
still proliferating as fast as tribbles. The smaller players in the TV industry
can afford to target viewers with an appetite for gore.
Another boon to horror-TV fans is the rapidly growing list of titles available
on video. Because sci-fi and horror are apparently best-selling genres, they
take up most of the shelf space in the TV section at a typical video store.
It's easy to find all the episodes of Star Trek, The Prisoner,
and Twin Peaks, plus dozens of installments of Dr. Who and the
often quite bloody Tales from the Crypt. In addition, a good chunk of
The X-Files oeuvre has just been released in boxed sets.
There are several episode guides to The X-Files and Star Trek
available in just about any bookstore, so I won't single out those series here.
But listed below are a few other options for setting a mood on Halloween,
whether you prefer your thrills straight or with a sense of humor.
Alfred Hitchcock Presents (1955-65; 359 episodes). This
long-running series emphasized mordant humor over blood-spattering, but there's
plenty of scary behavior here. The most easily found video features a trio of
stories including Hitchcock's most famous episode: "Lamb to the Slaughter," in
which Barbara Bel Geddes kills her husband with a frozen leg of lamb (don't
worry, that's only the beginning). More chilling episodes include "The Man from
the South," about a wager involving someone's fingers, and "The Glass Eye,"
with a neat twist on a favorite horror topic -- a ventriloquist's dummy.
The Twilight Zone (1959-64; 156 episodes) is still the classiest
sci-fi series to air on television. And it suits its audience perfectly: just
like a channel surfer who hits upon a baffling TV program, the typical
Twilight Zone protagonist suddenly finds himself in a totally
unfathomable situation. ("Hey, wait a minute. Isn't that me over there,
about to get hit by that bus?") Watch enough of these stories alone and you'll
develop an untreatable case of agoraphobia. Most video stores carry a batch of
the most memorable half-hour episodes, packaged into pairs. William Shatner
gives the performance of his career in "Terror at 20,000 Feet," the
quintessential "But you've got to believe me, I'm not crazy!" story about a
monster on the wing of an airplane. In "The Invaders," Agnes Moorhead is a
simple farm woman attacked by rodent-sized aliens; and in "The Monsters Are Due
on Maple Street," the menace turns out to be a mob of frightened neighbors.
The Outer Limits (1963-65; 49 episodes) leans more heavily on
visitors from other planets than does The Twilight Zone. The series also
has more camp value, partly because of its hour length. (The longer it takes to
get to the scary stuff, the greater the risk of ponderous dialogue and
ludicrous scientific explanations.) Nearly all the episodes can be found in
video stores. One of the most entertaining is "The Zanti Misfits," about an
antlike race of aliens who want to use Earth as a penal colony.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1971-75). Chris Carter, creator of
The X-Files, has credited this series as a prime inspiration. But
Kolchak star Darren McGavin hasn't returned the favor, calling the '90s
hit "humorless." The setup is similar. In every episode, newspaper reporter
Karl Kolchak discovers a supernatural explanation for a string of deaths, but
the evidence slips through his fingers at the end. One difference is that
Kolchak doesn't cotton to conspiracy theories. The seersucker-suited,
undoubtedly hard-drinking journalist just takes the vampires, werewolves, and
zombies as he finds them; he would never hang out with the weirdos obsessing
over crop circles or Roswell, New Mexico.
The Kolchak series consists of two 90-minute TV-movies and 20 hour-long
episodes (the hour episodes are currently rerun on the Sci-Fi Channel). The
pilot, about vampires in Las Vegas, was one of the highest-rated original films
in television history and is relatively easy to find on video. Also widely
available is a two-episode tape containing "The Ripper" and "The Vampire." A
bit harder to find is what many fans consider the best story, "Horror in the
Heights," about an evil spirit who can take the form of anyone's most trusted
friend. When a victim comes close enough, the spirit drops the disguise and has
a nice, crunchy snack. This is a classic example of low-budget horror, as even
a sweet old lady could be a stand-in for this unimaginable beast.
Lost in Space (1965-68; 83 episodes). This series featured one
of the most idiotic premises in television history: the US government sends
Mom, Dad, their three kids, and a guy who looks like he stepped out of a porno
flick, to "colonize" another planet (incest, anyone?). Most of the episodes are
on video. For a campy Halloween, pick up one of the color episodes, produced
when CBS was trying to keep viewers from fleeing to Batman; they
feature such "monsters" as intergalactic hippies. The black-and-white premiere
episode, however, is actually creepy. Just before the Robinsons are about to be
blasted into space, evil Dr. Smith sneaks aboard and sabotages the ship -- but
can't escape before takeoff. The absence of people around the launch site is
another highly illogical aspect of this cheaply made show, and yet I got goose
bumps from the thought of being trapped aboard a rocket with no one to hear me
scream.
Sherlock Holmes (1984-94; 43 episodes). Few detective series
qualify for the horror genre (unless you count the "I thought he was dead!"
guest stars on Murder She Wrote), but the Victorian setting and hints of
the supernatural in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories make for an exception. The
most successful TV version of this character was the British series starring
Jeremy Brett, which ran on PBS's Mystery! a few years after premiering
overseas. All of these episodes, most of them an hour long, have been released
on video, including "The Hound of the Baskervilles" and "The Last Vampyre."
Robert David Sullivan is a freelance writer living in New York.
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