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Give the Gift of Pulp
Five quick gifts from the used book store.
By Blake de Pastino
DECEMBER 22, 1997:
Forgive me for assuming that you are a lot like me. That you love
books indiscreetly. That you are barely on the friendly side of
poor. And that you are such a chunky-blooded procrastinator that
there are still several names left unstruck on your holiday shopping
list. If you are not like me in these ways, then be glad. But
if you are, allow me to make a gift-giving suggestion: used books.
Though maybe not the best gift--especially for those who try to
hang your affection with a price tag--used books are inexpensive,
plentiful and way more absorbing than the slapdash best sellers
that publishers like to ply us with this time of year. So here's
some recommended reading that you're sure to find in any paperback
store. Just be sure to actually give the books you buy
and not save them for yourself. I do that all the time.
Dora: An Analysis of a Case of Hysteria
by Sigmund Freud (Collier, paper, $5.95)
If you have a lot of artist and writer friends like I do, you've
probably got tons of reasons to give this book. Aesthetes just
love Freud, you see--whether they admit it or not--because
he makes for such good material. And there's no better place for
Freudian fodder than Dora, the Viennese genius' first case
study, about an 18-year-old patient afflicted with "nervous
trauma." Even though Freud was not much of a writer, reading
this book is a lot like watching an episode of "Columbo"--seeing
him dodder through the clues, looking on as he interrogates his
subject, meeting the cast of characters. In themselves, the figures
in Dora's pyschosexual tableau could make their own prime-time
drama: Dora's compulsive mother, her adulterous father, her father's
voluptuous mistress and, finally, the mistress's husband, who's
after Dora like a fly after shit. It's all very torrid and, actually,
rather sad. But Freud supplies plenty of comic relief. He's so
clearly excited (in multiple senses of the word) with Dora's "perversions"
that his monologue is sure to give any intellectual you know a
thoughtful guffaw. It also makes for great cocktail party talk.
In case you don't want to bother reading it yourself, I'll tell
you now: The answer to the mystery is Dora was bisexual.
Ransom
by Jay McInerney (Vintage, paper, $5.95)
This is the book that everybody bought and nobody liked, so it's
a cinch to find in your local used book store. As the follow-up
to McInerney's flamboyant debut Bright Lights, Big City,
this novel was a complete let-down, because it actually provoked
thought and even went so far as to feature characters who were--get
this--self-aware. But alas, it was the '80s, and such a project
was doomed to fail. In so many words, it's the story of Christopher
Ransom, an American expatriate living in Japan in 1977, spending
his days teaching English, his nights skulking the streets of
Kyoto and the rest of his time immersed in the rigors of karate,
trying to exorcise the memories of his violent past. It's chock
full of Japanese sex kittens, sick bastards and Vietnam vets who
never found their way home, all of whom are much more lifelike
than the mannequins that populated his first book. All things
being equal, Ransom is better than Bright Lights, Big
City roughly to the extent that Jordan is a better DJ than
Putney. People disliked it so much, though, it's no wonder McInerney
went back to writing crap.
New Mexico
by Marc Simmons (UNM Press, paper, $10.95)
History is hideous--especially in New Mexico--but that's no reason
to let it spoil your holiday. New Mexico by UNM prof Marc
Simmons is probably the closest thing we've seen to a best-selling
history book around here, and if you read it, you'll understand
why. On one hand, Simmons' "interpretive history" offers
just about every anecdote and detail from our state's past that
you can ask for, from the first colonization to the granting of
statehood. But it's also pretty steep on multicultural myth--especially
the idea that New Mexico is some heavenly melting pot where Anglos
and Mexicans and Indians have all pitched in to
create a culture that's just right for jewelry and tourism. Simmons
doesn't exactly pull punches when it comes to the conflicts that
our region has seen, but he does manage to make them all seem
somehow incidental, which gives his narrative a groovy, feel-good
vibe. It's the perfect gift for those out-of-town relatives who
don't really need to know the truth.
Essays
by Michel de Montaigne (Penguin, paper, $4.95)
Here's a stocking-stuffer that's ideal for dads, especially dads
who feel they should appear more dad-like. Michel de Montaigne
was a 16th century French aristocrat who was a legend in his own
mind. He was among the first to ever publish essays--he actually
coined the term essai--but today his work is known only
among Francophiles and undergrads. The thing about Montaigne,
though, is that he's really a 400-year-old hoot. In one essay
after another, he tells you about his kidneys, his world-view,
his bathroom habits, his thoughts on cannibalism, all in an effort
to appear before the reader "in my simple, natural and everyday
dress." Because it's so French and sophisticated sounding,
it's the perfect thing for dad to read in the TWA Ambassadors
lounge; he can look erudite as hell, when really he's laughing
his ass off at Michel's droll wit. The essay "On the Affections
of Fathers for Their Children" is a particularly appropriate
passage. But dad will probably get a bigger kick out of "On
Smells."
Mrs. Dalloway
by Virginia Woolf (HBJ, paper, $5.95)
Once again, because this was one of the author's least successful
ventures, you should have no trouble finding it in a paperback
shop on Christmas Eve. Mrs. Dalloway was Virginia Woolf's
response to James Joyce's Ulysses. She was so horrified,
it seems, with his outhouse humor and loosey-goosey language that
she took it upon herself to write her own mini-epic, the story
of one June day in the life of the matronly Clarissa Dalloway.
So here we get a 300-page tour of one wealthy housewife's surroundings--all
errands and callers and internal monologues--but this upper-class
slice of life is certainly not without its own profundity. There's
a trenchant sense of drama behind even the most mundane things,
and one scene, in which Clarissa and a crowd of on-lookers try
to decipher the words of a skywriter, is among the most poignant
episodes in modern literature. In case you haven't solved the
mystery yet, by the way, I'll tell you now: Virginia was bisexual.
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